Well I’m going to use this.. for a place to post random things i see online that i like.. probably mostly Facebook status.. because some are really sweet. if you have something you’d like added comment bellow, if i like it I’ll add it. btw some of the first 21 was given to me by @queen_tonya, some where ones i found on status-shuffle.
- I m going to smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m going to laugh, so you don’t See me cry, I m going to let you go in style, and even if it kills me – I m going to smile
- Love isn’t a decision. It’s a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.
- “You can tell me you love me 100 times, but your actions shows how much you really love me.”
- Well hey… at least my stalker loves me!
- Children in Back seats cause accidents, But accidents in back seats cause children.. LOL
- I am not sarcastic…I’m verbally ironic
- there is only one thing that feels worse than giving up on someone you love and that is watching them give up on themselves.
- thinks there is so much i could say to you but Fuck Off seems to cover it quite nicely
- …When the anticipation of expectation is greater than the actual outcome, you realize that the only conclusion is that…..LIFE’S A BITCH..!
- “Just because I’m composed enough to admit that I’m hurt, does not mean that I’m not furious enough to get even.
- Why is it that the whole day seems to go just fine, then out of nowhere somethings gotta go and F it all up?
- (name) has DOOR MAT stamped on his ass. Please wipe your dirty feet on me as you step over me cuz who gives a shit about my feelings. SCREW YOU. I deserve Better.
- dying is Gods way of saying “your fired”. Suicide is humans way of saying ” you can’t fire me i quit”
- You Annoy me, You Hurt me, You Ignore me, You Confuse me, You Disappoint me, You Use me, Yet i jump at the chance to spend time with you…..
- smells the distinctive smell of bullshit flowing from certain peoples mouths. That’s a hard smell to cover up so why don’t you just close your trap.
- knows change is hard. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go. But in the end, we all know. change is needed for you to grow.
- I Am not recommended for everyone, and is known to cause Bad Headaches, Severe Aggravation and is Highly Addictive. Ask your Doctor if he is right for
- Best friends don’t leave each other for someone else then come back when there other friends are busy!
- I am what I am so your approval isn’t needed or wanted!
- How many letters are in the alphabet? give up? Nineteen.Because E.T. went home on a U.F.O and the F.B.I. went after him.
- sarcasm is just one more service I offer free of charge on a daily basis
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